I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.
This is a kids show.
ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW
Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population
I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
|Guy on train:||I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.|
|Me:||*turns up music*|
|Guy:||I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!|
|Me:||*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.|
|Guy:||Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?|
|Guy:||Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?|
|Lady by door:||Hey. Leave her alone.|
|Guy:||Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.|
|Lady:||*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?|
|Me:||Fine. Just wish he'd go away.|
|Lady cop:||I can make that happen.|
|Guy:||Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!|
|Lady cop:||And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.|
For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
The Haunted Dollhouse~
(I want this so very much)
Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)
This is pretty damn neat.
People who use a lack of education to justify subjecting poor people to poverty are fucking revolting. They’ve invented a system wherein poor people cannot obtain a quality education because they are poor and then they use that lack of education to justify their continued poverty. It’s self-sustaining, vile, oppressive, and a fundamental tenet of modern American conservativism.